emergency! emergency!

the hot australian construction worker has been swapped for a half homeless, smarmy tile layer. he just promised me that i am never going to leave the bathroom once he is done with it because the tile he is laying is soothing to the eye.

it is coming.

yes, it is really happening. and i am just as excited about it as you are!

so, i just noticed:

washington's water tastes far superior to utah's. i could barely drink water out of the tap down there, and if i did i had to add a lemon to it. i have been ruined by this place.

that's right

i just paid $1.39 for the itunes video of one of last night's american idol performances. so shameful.

mini letters

Dear Body,
Just so you know, I am on vacation. This means 7am is an inappropriate time to wake me up.
Thanks,
Kaylene

June,
The sooner you get here the better.
Please hurry,
Kaylene

Dear Australian Construction Man,
Thanks for working on our bathroom, and thanks for being so dreamy. Don't worry, I'll keep coming up with excuses to talk to you till you leave.
Love,
Kaylene

Hunter,
I can't wait to meet you! Get ready for an explosion of love!
your aunt,
Kaylene

To whom it may concern,
I'm done.
Sorry,
Kaylene

Dear Wicked,
I'm looking forward to tomorrow night. I hope you are everything you claim to be.
See ya soon,
Kaylene

kinder magic

of all of the kindereggs,
in all of switzerland,
my roommate jill chose a carton of 6 eggs to bring home to her roommates.
of those six eggs i chose the one with this inside:

simply providential
(if you can't tell, it is a hedgehog)

cookie dough

my current best friend, and worst enemy.

better than christian the lion

tears were shed. my heart was touched and my life was changed.

slippery day

i fell twice in the bathtub today, and twice while walking outside, and it is only 2:30 in the afternoon.