Monday, March 30, 2009

emergency! emergency!

the hot australian construction worker has been swapped for a half homeless, smarmy tile layer. he just promised me that i am never going to leave the bathroom once he is done with it because the tile he is laying is soothing to the eye.

Friday, March 27, 2009

it is coming.

yes, it is really happening. and i am just as excited about it as you are!

Thursday, March 26, 2009

so, i just noticed:

washington's water tastes far superior to utah's. i could barely drink water out of the tap down there, and if i did i had to add a lemon to it. i have been ruined by this place.

that's right

i just paid $1.39 for the itunes video of one of last night's american idol performances. so shameful.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

mini letters

Dear Body,
Just so you know, I am on vacation. This means 7am is an inappropriate time to wake me up.

The sooner you get here the better.
Please hurry,

Dear Australian Construction Man,
Thanks for working on our bathroom, and thanks for being so dreamy. Don't worry, I'll keep coming up with excuses to talk to you till you leave.

I can't wait to meet you! Get ready for an explosion of love!
your aunt,

To whom it may concern,
I'm done.

Dear Wicked,
I'm looking forward to tomorrow night. I hope you are everything you claim to be.
See ya soon,

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

kinder magic

of all of the kindereggs,
in all of switzerland,
my roommate jill chose a carton of 6 eggs to bring home to her roommates.
of those six eggs i chose the one with this inside:

simply providential
(if you can't tell, it is a hedgehog)

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

cookie dough

my current best friend, and worst enemy.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

better than christian the lion

tears were shed. my heart was touched and my life was changed.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

slippery day

i fell twice in the bathtub today, and twice while walking outside, and it is only 2:30 in the afternoon.