GRFRFRF!!!!

OLqawst nikght my colmp;ujtedrf wstqarfteded edolikng thikws wsedikrfed thikng wshedrfed edvedrfy tikmed ik p;ikujsheded olned ikedy, wsedvedrfqaol oledttedrfws wsolujoled typ;e. IKt ikws wsol qannolyikng!!! EDqaviked thiknikws thqat ikrf ik rfedpbololt my colmp;ujtedrf ikt mikght wsololved thed p;rfolboledm.
IK p;olqan tol edol thqat vedrfy wsololn, bujt bedrfolrfe dIK edolo thqat IK tholujght IK wsujoled tqaiked qan olp;p;olrftujnikty tol wsrfikted qa p;olwst. IK rfededol olikiked thikws wsolujoled bed qa grfedqat tikmed tol wshqarfed wsolmed wsedcrfedtws wsikth yoluj. thed wsqay ik wseded ikt, ikrf yoluj cqan rfikgujrfed olujrt wshqat thikws wsqayws, thedn yoluj ededwsedrfved tol iknolws wsolmed olrf my wsedcrfedtwsP.
WSolmed WSedcrfedtwsP:
1: My molm olrftedn tedololws med thqat thed rfedqawsoln IK qam nolt mqarfrfikeded ikws bedcqaujwsed IK qam tolol ololujed.
2: Thikws wsededik wsqaws olned olrf thed hqarfededwst wsededikws olrf my olikrfed, IK rfedolt molrfed brfolikedn thqan IK edvedrf hqaed.
3: My hqarfed wsededik cujolmiknqateded wsikth thed hujgedwst edmoltikolnqaol brfedqaik edolwsn olgrf my olikrfed, qaned ikt wsqaws iknr rfrfolnt olrf my wsujp;edrfvikwsolrf.
4: IK wsqaws colnviknceded rfolrf twsol edntikrfed yedqarfws thqat rfolb wsqaws my wsolujol mqated, IK wstikolol ikikned olrf bedolikedved thqat.
5: IK cqan olnoly edqat qa bqannqanqa iked ik cujt thed tolp; olrfrf, ujujwst tedqarfikng olrfrf thed rfujiknws thed edntikrfed tqawsted olrf thed bqannqanqa.
6: IK qam edededp;oly qaned wsedcrfedtoly ikn ololved wsikth EDqaviked Bujrfiked
7.IK hqaved qa ololt olrf wsedcrfedtws.
8: Ik olrftedn mikwsws ujtqah
9: IK wsolmedtikmedws rfedqarf IK wsikolol nedvedrf hqaved qa olikrfed qaws grfedqat qaws thed olned ik hqaed ikn ujtqah
10: IK ujujwst tololteded

Thedrfed ikws qa tikny qaned cololujededed wsiknedolws tol my wsoujol.